I know this reads like something out of the Weekly World News or the Drudge Report but... From Reuters:
A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
At the risk of being unoriginal....
"OUCH!"
Couldn't he have just wrung its neck?
Posted by: Eric Scheie at October 4, 2004 09:28 PMEeer, you mean Choke the Chicken???
Posted by: countertop at October 5, 2004 04:42 PMA case of mistaken Identity...like this story we are dealing with here
We had a tragic tale hit our papers this weekend when a man thought that his 5 month old baby was attacking his wife... Likely it was an overdose of Crystal Meth.. He stabbed the infant several times. the babe is in Critical but stable condition and looks to recover. The Mom is beside herself and the man is locked down in the slammer...
When you said alcohol was involved likely its was and then some... maybe heavier drugs lucky he didnt bleed to death
Posted by: Hokule'a at October 6, 2004 03:48 AM